Once, in the year 2569, there was a SPACE DOG named ASTRO.  Space dogs are like normal dogs, except they come from SPACE.  Astro came down to the planet earth, which was no longer known as earth but was instead given the nickname, “planet facebook”, because everyone on it had digitized themselves and only existed as their facebook profiles.  Astro really wanted to find someone to scratch behind his ear, but seeing as everyone was just facebook profiles, Astro had to leave planet facebook to find a different place where he could be scratched.  His next stop, MARS!  Or, as it is known in the future, “the giant un-popped blister”.  When he got to mars, he hopped out of his rocket and immediately died, because he forgot there wasn’t any oxygen.  THE END